Guess what sucks?
Being grounded.
Fuck Being grounded.
Fuck having my parents not trust me.
Fuck school.
Fuck everything.
MEAN GIRLS <4
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Word…
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Fuck shit ass fuck piss.
That is all.
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Crappy Photos In The Art Gallery
So today in Jazz Combos, my instructor points out that all of the photos in the gallery we were practicing in, were completely shitty. They were too! There was a picture of out of focus furniture, a picture of an ugly baby, a picture of a wall with no wallpaper. Just a white wall, with spots of glue all over it. There was one picture of Woody form Toy Stories in black and white. It wasn’t really even a photo, it was more like a crappy print out.
Good times at combos, criticizing others art. Fun stuff!
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Emily The 4 Square Tyrant
Allright so my friend Emily and me are friends all year round except for when we play four square (Greatestsportever). And, Emily, my friend, always cheats, lies, and threatens her way into the king square. That is when we stop being friends.
When in the King Square, she turns into a bitch faced meanie pants asshole jerk face. She literally will pick up the ball and chuck it into your square. She sucks.
Then, when you get her out, the following statement is issued by her:
“Well, I don’t know, the ball landed on the line, and you coudn’t really tell where it landed so we should re-do.”
Now unless 90% of the other spectators or people waiting in line are like “EMILY GTFO!!!” then she will remain in the King Square for another 7 hours. It’s unacceptable to have someone this Tyrannical, Evil, and sick in the head in such a high Position of power. It’s like Newt Gingrich as president.
Is this what you want people? Newt Gingrich as president? No. No you don’t want Newt Gingrich. He’s a bad person. So if you don’t like Newt Gingrich, you don’t like Emily in the King Square. And if you don’t like Emily in the King Square, you are a morally right person and you shouldn’t take a bath with a plugged in toaster.
Does that Make sense?
Approve Newt Gingrich= Approve Emily in King Square= You are stupid and should shave your head then take a bath with a toaster.
